Modernity Explorer Gifts

A man with roots and barcodes for legs

'My computer doesn't understand me!'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"Did you get my tweet?"

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"Who can we call?"

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Public footpath on a desert island.

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

Tasty.

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

Modern camping

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

Childhood Screen Addict

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

Centaur Sprinter

Recession - A Zen Mindfulness Retreat

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"It's post-gingerbread."

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

'One day, son, all this will be yours.'

Death chatting in a pub - "The scythe?...Oh that went years ago. I've got a brand new combine harvester in the car park!"

Gadget freak.

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

Danger Quicksand

Drones/Shops/Car Park/Cathedral

"I need a teeny tiny handbag so I don't have to stow away my husband's wallet, phone and reading glasses."

Noah's Arc "And that's when I realized I had two of everything I needed, right in front of me, this whole time."