Modernist Explorer Gifts

Ode to Nature typed on computer

"It started as a simple restoration, but they got carried away."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Weird things I do because of the internet

Those Were The Days

Kid doing cave paintings

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Convenience.

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"Who can we call?"

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Toys

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Mammoth Posing

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

Maria Sibylla Merian