Modernity Adventurer Gifts

The Change Highway

The experienced backpacker.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Weird things I do because of the internet

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

The Rise of Modern Art

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"Who can we call?"

Public footpath on a desert island.

'My life coach traded me.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Modern camping

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

Gadget freak.

Need Wi-Fi

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

Drones/Shops/Car Park/Cathedral

Tunnel Mural

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

"Camping is a great way to get away from it all...just humans against nature...with nothing to distract us."

"Our cars aren't just smart, they've got street smarts!"

"We both knew this day would come."