Modern Adventurers Gifts

"Siri, lead us in song."

"It's rustic and undiscovered, but you'd better hurry."

"Well drained, sheltered and flat. We'll camp here." "5 bars! We'll camp here!!"

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Weird things I do because of the internet

The Rise of Modern Art

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"Who can we call?"

Public footpath on a desert island.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'My life coach traded me.'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Modern camping

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

'Hi, honey?we're home!'

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Cat Playing 10th Life.

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

'It's our website's grand opening. We're offering all of our visitors free cookies when they log on.'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

The segway RV.

Gadget freak.

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."