Modern Design Explorer Gifts

"It's post-gingerbread."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Surprise!"

Convenience.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"Who can we call?"

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Public footpath on a desert island.

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

Modern camping

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"But is it content?"

The Big Picture

Gadget freak.

"As you can see, it comes fully furnished!"

Millais - Cubist Period

Abstract portrait art.

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

Tunnel Mural

Drones/Shops/Car Park/Cathedral