Modern Dining Explorer Gifts

Irony pie

'Sire, that suckling pig with an apple in its mouth. . . do you want fries with that?'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

Public footpath on a desert island.

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

Platter confusion.

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Modern camping

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

"It's post-gingerbread."

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Gadget freak.

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"Guys, guys! He's pointing at me! This is great, I've never been picked first before!"

Tunnel Mural

Drones/Shops/Car Park/Cathedral

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"The Garlic Escargot Velouté...would you like that in the traditional tureen, or supersize in a bucket?"

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

Drinks same as table decoration

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

"We both knew this day would come."

"Can you suggest a nice Bordeaux that will complement the squirrel-infused manure?"

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"

'Just because I'm a doctor without borders doesn't mean I venture into menus without prices.'