Modern Dining Explorer Pillows

Irony pie

'Sire, that suckling pig with an apple in its mouth. . . do you want fries with that?'

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

Public footpath on a desert island.

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

Platter confusion.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

Modern camping

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

"It's post-gingerbread."

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

Gadget freak.

Tunnel Mural

"The Garlic Escargot Velouté...would you like that in the traditional tureen, or supersize in a bucket?"

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

"Guys, guys! He's pointing at me! This is great, I've never been picked first before!"

Drones/Shops/Car Park/Cathedral

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

Drinks same as table decoration

"We both knew this day would come."

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

"Menu?? You mean you haven't downloaded our App?"

"Can you suggest a nice Bordeaux that will complement the squirrel-infused manure?"

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"