Diner Explorer Gifts

"Not saying much are they?"

"I'd like the Continental breakfast."

"This is one of those places the truckers stop to eat at."

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

"Do you have anything fit for a King?"

Diner.

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'Who gets the decaf?'

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

Restaurant. One thing you can still get for a single dollar is the waiter's opinion of you.

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

Platter confusion.

Haute Chinese

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Bottomless bowl of soup

'Michelin stars? I don't think we have any, but one of the tires on the catering truck might be.'

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Choice hellhole

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."