Dining Divinity Explorer Gifts

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

Platter confusion.

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

Zagat Rated.

"A table in Siberia, please."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

'Your bill sir.'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"It's made with real angel hair."

"Is this the wine you selected at random?"

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

"The Garlic Escargot Velouté...would you like that in the traditional tureen, or supersize in a bucket?"

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"Hmmm, I'm not sure – I’ll ask our chef when he sobers up."

'Waiter, there's going to be a fly in my soup!'

"Guys, guys! He's pointing at me! This is great, I've never been picked first before!"

'Skip the menu Ramon,i'll just have what he's having,thanks.' / 'Very well sir.'

"Y a qué de la salade?"

"Welp, where else do you wanna eat?"

"Can you suggest a nice Bordeaux that will complement the squirrel-infused manure?"