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'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

Platter confusion.

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

Who had the cod, and who had the flying fish?

"A table in Siberia, please."

Zagat Rated.

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

Today: Tomato Surprise. Of course the tomato surprise doesn't impress you, sir … You’re not a tomato.

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

"It's made with real angel hair."

'Your bill sir.'

"Is this the wine you selected at random?"

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"Guys, guys! He's pointing at me! This is great, I've never been picked first before!"

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

'Waiter, there's going to be a fly in my soup!'

"Hmmm, I'm not sure – I’ll ask our chef when he sobers up."

"The Garlic Escargot Velouté...would you like that in the traditional tureen, or supersize in a bucket?"

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

'Skip the menu Ramon,i'll just have what he's having,thanks.' / 'Very well sir.'

"Y a qué de la salade?"

"Welp, where else do you wanna eat?"

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