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Pizza delivery to heaven.

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Diner

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

'Can I have flies with that'

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'How would you like your toast?'

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"A votre sante!"

Zagat Rated.

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

Big Boy Foot

Chicken Coupe.

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

"Just a drop."

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

A train's dining car is a diner.

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'