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'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

Countervailing Clichés.

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

'How is the water prepared?'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

'Can I have flies with that'

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Zagat Rated.

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'I made your favorite -- dinosaurkraut!'

Big Boy Foot

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

'You made me jump,'

'Your tea is getting cold.'

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'

"It's made with real angel hair."

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

Chicken Coupe.

Internet Restaurant

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

Our specials today include salad and dessert. Tip and service are NOT included.

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."

'All right, I agree with you.'

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

'What's your thumb doing on my steak?' 'Want me to drop it again?'