Dino Diners Pillows

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Countervailing Clichés.

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

'How is the water prepared?'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

'Can I have flies with that'

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

Zagat Rated.

Big Boy Foot

"It's made with real angel hair."

Chicken Coupe.

'You made me jump,'

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I like the look of the sherry trifle!

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

'I made your favorite -- dinosaurkraut!'

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

'Your tea is getting cold.'

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

'All right, I agree with you.'

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

Our specials today include salad and dessert. Tip and service are NOT included.