Dino-dinner Enthusiast Pillows

'The only time you take me out to eat is when they're too big to drag home!'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Early photobombing

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"Look! No hands!"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

65 Million Years Ago

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'Who gets the decaf?'

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"It's an Eyesaur."

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.