Dino-dinner Enthusiast T-Shirts

'The only time you take me out to eat is when they're too big to drag home!'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"Look! No hands!"

Early photobombing

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

65 Million Years Ago

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

'Who gets the decaf?'

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

"It's an Eyesaur."

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

Restaurant. One thing you can still get for a single dollar is the waiter's opinion of you.

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'