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Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"How about a little more coffee?"

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

'I made your favorite -- dinosaurkraut!'

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

Bob ordered the breakfast special of bacon with two eggs served any way he wanted.

'The waitress gave us a weird look. On the way back, I'd better drive and you can stick your head out the window.'

"I just invented the power lunch."

Full Moon Diner

Milly's Home-Style Restaurant

"Hey, Merle, table 8 wants ham and eggs. . . Errr. . . chocolate!"

"Excuse me, but I ordered the 'cage-free' eggs!"

'This restuarant has really gone downhill. Remember when you used to get a Wet-Nap with your meal?'

'Do you have anything that's not fried?'

Judgeasaurus

"...Your burrito is getting away."

'Because mastodon fur is out of STYLE, that's why'

'Red meat is bad for you.' 'No, red meat is not bad for me. Green meat is bad for me!'

"Here's your 'Senior Citizen Sunrise Special', Sir. And, NO! You can't have any salt!"

Spacious Skies - Amber Waves of Grain - Purple Mountains - Fruited Plain - Leo's Diner

"We're having the T-Rex's over for dinner..and whatever you do, don't mention their itty-bitty little arms!"

'We're all out of socks, - how about a nice slipper instead?'

'How's your liver?', 'Okay for now, but my doctor told me to take it easy.'

'I'll have a dozen custard pies as well, please!'

"Night, owl!"