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Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"How about a little more coffee?"

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

'I made your favorite -- dinosaurkraut!'

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

Full Moon Diner

Bob ordered the breakfast special of bacon with two eggs served any way he wanted.

"I just invented the power lunch."

'The waitress gave us a weird look. On the way back, I'd better drive and you can stick your head out the window.'

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

Milly's Home-Style Restaurant

'This restuarant has really gone downhill. Remember when you used to get a Wet-Nap with your meal?'

'Do you have anything that's not fried?'

Diner. We'll have a hamburger and a veggie burger, please. Two burgers -- One regular and one de-calf.

"Here's your 'Senior Citizen Sunrise Special', Sir. And, NO! You can't have any salt!"

'Red meat is bad for you.' 'No, red meat is not bad for me. Green meat is bad for me!'

'Because mastodon fur is out of STYLE, that's why'

"...Your burrito is getting away."

Judgeasaurus

"Hey, Merle, table 8 wants ham and eggs. . . Errr. . . chocolate!"

"Excuse me, but I ordered the 'cage-free' eggs!"

Spacious Skies - Amber Waves of Grain - Purple Mountains - Fruited Plain - Leo's Diner

"We're having the T-Rex's over for dinner..and whatever you do, don't mention their itty-bitty little arms!"

'How's your liver?', 'Okay for now, but my doctor told me to take it easy.'

'We're all out of socks, - how about a nice slipper instead?'

'His is bigger.'

"Night, owl!"