Diner Fan T-Shirts

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'How's your liver?', 'Okay for now, but my doctor told me to take it easy.'

"Hey, Merle, table 8 wants ham and eggs. . . Errr. . . chocolate!"

"How about a little more coffee?"

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"Our salmon is wild. Our cook is farm-raised."

'It's a new State law, sir -- you need a background check and a 14-day waiting period for the chili.'

'Red meat is bad for you.' 'No, red meat is not bad for me. Green meat is bad for me!'

'I'll have a dozen custard pies as well, please!'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Hey! This coffee ain't half bad."

"Night, owl!"

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Love is in the air...

"What did Jesus order?"

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

Nouveau wine

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"