Dinner Date Fan T-Shirts

'She gets too hungry for dinner at eight.'

Love is in the air...

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Sure he's a zombie, but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Romantic Violinist.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"What did Jesus order?"

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

"How about a little more coffee?"

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me."

"Hold that afterthought!"

"I know that on-line dating service claims a 90% success rate, but let's face it, Henry, we're in that other ten percent!"

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

"Remember the last time you took me out? We had ration books!"