Date Night Fan T-Shirts

"Something from our wine list?"

"Do you really care or are you just being a good listener?"

'I can't believe she's eating a whole salad.'

'The lemon ice cream is delicious. What about yours?'

'WOW, looks like Joanne changed her mind! She's brought along her Blind date!'

Date night between a Capricorn and Sagittarius.

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Life is for the birds.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"You do like octopus?"

So Close..

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"You're such a good listener."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"You're the lid to my pot."

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

Sauvignon Bonk

Why we need poetry. . .

Romantic Violinist.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Do you mind?"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"I love you, you big fool."