Date Night Mishap Fan T-Shirts

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Love is in the air...

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

'I told you not to order the stake.'

"Something from our wine list?"

"Do you really care or are you just being a good listener?"

Sure he's a zombie, but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

Gimme a hot chocolate. On the rocks. Straight. Lady troubles? And how. Old Mr. Mort told me if I wanted to appeal to the ladies, I should watch some old black and white movies and do what those guys do. So I started jogging downstairs sideways like Cary Grant. I said "see!" after every sentence like James Cagney. I ran in place and yelled "whoop-whoop-whoop!" like Curly. All the girls loved it. But now I have four playdates scheduled at the same time! Not at all where I thought that was going.

I'm an investor. My star sign is predator.

"Damn. The minute I eat a stink bug, in walks Mr. Wonderful!..."

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

Date night between a Capricorn and Sagittarius.

'The lemon ice cream is delicious. What about yours?'

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

"Thank you for the lovely dinner, Perry. Would you like to come in for a stool softener?"

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

Duncan made a real faux pas when he heard that his blind date was expecting a baby.

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

"I always thought you'd look great, covered in spiders."