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Duncan made a real faux pas when he heard that his blind date was expecting a baby.

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"She's just being Koi."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

Joe Hundredaire

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

'Holy shit!'

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

"The date was a disaster: he grew up with pirates you see, so I couldn't understand half of what he was saying..."

"Damn. The minute I eat a stink bug, in walks Mr. Wonderful!..."

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

OK, I'm a little shallow, but I'm meaningful.

"I don't like sweetcorn".

"I always thought you'd look great, covered in spiders."

'It's been an interesting evening. Do you mind if I use your ledge for a minute?'

"No, I can't come out tonight, Darren. I'm washing my hair."

A young man creating an awkward silence

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.