Dating Mishap Fans Pillows

Duncan made a real faux pas when he heard that his blind date was expecting a baby.

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"She's just being Koi."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

Joe Hundredaire

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

'Holy shit!'

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

"The date was a disaster: he grew up with pirates you see, so I couldn't understand half of what he was saying..."

Gimme a hot chocolate. On the rocks. Straight. Lady troubles? And how. Old Mr. Mort told me if I wanted to appeal to the ladies, I should watch some old black and white movies and do what those guys do. So I started jogging downstairs sideways like Cary Grant. I said "see!" after every sentence like James Cagney. I ran in place and yelled "whoop-whoop-whoop!" like Curly. All the girls loved it. But now I have four playdates scheduled at the same time! Not at all where I thought that was going.

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

"Damn. The minute I eat a stink bug, in walks Mr. Wonderful!..."

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

Hospital ER. My CD player malfunctioned! And now there's a song stuck in his head!

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

"No, I can't come out tonight, Darren. I'm washing my hair."

"It's about this smart T.V. that you sold me, it won't let me watch Love Island."

OK, I'm a little shallow, but I'm meaningful.

A young man creating an awkward silence

"I always thought you'd look great, covered in spiders."

'In the looks department, Bill is very planed. On our date, we went to a bar and he go me hammered. I got bent out of shape and split. In my opinion, the guy's a bit warped.'

'It's been an interesting evening. Do you mind if I use your ledge for a minute?'

"I don't like sweetcorn".