Romantic Dinner Fan T-Shirts

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

'I daren't take my hat off - If I do, the voices in my head might escape!'

'It's our anniversary... make it two toppings.'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Many adults need to release the child within.

"A cheeky little wine, would you agree?"

"She isn't a 'young lady'. That's my wife!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Love is in the air...

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"How about a little more coffee?"

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

Romantic Frogs

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

Looking tasty

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

"Thanks, I knew I could count on you to turn my problem into something way worse that happened to you."

Victor Hugo

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

'Waiter. Tonight, we're pulling out all the stops! Get her the steak special and I'll have the pork chops.'

'A table for two?'