Romantic Dinner Fan Pillows

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

'I daren't take my hat off - If I do, the voices in my head might escape!'

'It's our anniversary... make it two toppings.'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Many adults need to release the child within.

"A cheeky little wine, would you agree?"

"She isn't a 'young lady'. That's my wife!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Love is in the air...

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"How about a little more coffee?"

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

Romantic Frogs

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

Looking tasty

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Thanks, I knew I could count on you to turn my problem into something way worse that happened to you."

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

Victor Hugo

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

It was not the romantic meal they had hoped for.

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."