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"If I were a car, you could find the words."

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

'Oh Billy, this is so romantic.'

'How can you hate something you've never tried?!'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

'How is everything at this table?'

"That's not good enough. I'd like a formal list of reasons."

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

'S'more wine?'

In Desperate Straits.

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

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Champagne Charlie.

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Linguini for two?"

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

"I do love you, Robin, but I'm not sure I'm ready for a full-on commitment yet."

"Thanks, I knew I could count on you to turn my problem into something way worse that happened to you."