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"If I were a car, you could find the words."

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

'Oh Billy, this is so romantic.'

'How can you hate something you've never tried?!'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

'How is everything at this table?'

"That's not good enough. I'd like a formal list of reasons."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

'S'more wine?'

In Desperate Straits.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

Romantic Frogs

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

Champagne Charlie.

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"Linguini for two?"

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

'A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou - apparently in that order!'

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'