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"There's a lot more to me than you think."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Ten out of ten for effort...

'S'more wine?'

In Desperate Straits.

"And how would you like your steak?"

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

Romantic Frogs

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"Linguini for two?"

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou - apparently in that order!'

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"