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"What's wrong with that quiet little table for two in front of the Rangers game?"

"I'm your attorney, Debbie, but I want to be more than that. I want to be your accountant, too."

'This place hasn't been the same since violinist left.'

'Oh dear. I think I've got off on the wrong foot!'

'I love these intimate dinners. Don't you?'

'The violin player wanted fifty bucks.'

'What are you implying?'

'We should do this more often, not just when the power goes out!'

'I appreciate Dr. Hill has been a great mentor at the hospital, John... But you don't need and when we go on dates!'

"He was a complete gentleman. He kept his rubber bands on his claws the whole night."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Dinner in 30 Mins

'You're sexy when your mind is somewhere else.'

Dating impressions.

Romantic Frogs

"You are what you eat. . . and I plan to be very sweet to you later."

It was not the romantic meal they had hoped for.

A slap-up meal.

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

'It's not a doll. It's an action figure.'

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

'Lets do something different tonight.' - 'Ok, this time you pick up the bill.'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'Your knees are wandering.'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'Nice restaurant hey?...Did I mention how lovely you look tonight?...'

'We have to stop meeting like this. My wife just inherited a bunch of money.'

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

"I know I'm materialistic and shallow, but it works for me."

A romantic young couple dining

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"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."