Romantic Dinner Connoisseur T-Shirts

"And another thing. I know how to pick out a decent cantaloupe."

Looking tasty

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Love me little, love me long.'

In Desperate Straits.

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"Quick swig first?"

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

Two scottish gentleman debating over having Welsh rabbit

"Both the wine and I need to breathe, Albert."

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

Romantic Frogs

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

"Oh, my, I can tell—everybody in there has read Barbara Tuchman."

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

WAITING ROOM

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

The Waiter

"Thanks, I knew I could count on you to turn my problem into something way worse that happened to you."

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

'Waiter. Tonight, we're pulling out all the stops! Get her the steak special and I'll have the pork chops.'