Romantic Dinner Connoisseur Gifts

"And another thing. I know how to pick out a decent cantaloupe."

Looking tasty

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Love me little, love me long.'

In Desperate Straits.

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"Quick swig first?"

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

"Both the wine and I need to breathe, Albert."

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

Romantic Frogs

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

Two scottish gentleman debating over having Welsh rabbit

"Oh, my, I can tell—everybody in there has read Barbara Tuchman."

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"Thanks, I knew I could count on you to turn my problem into something way worse that happened to you."

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

The Waiter

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

WAITING ROOM

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

"Got anything not so close to the kitchen?"

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'