Romantic Connoisseur Gifts

"It's an aggressive little wine with a smoky aftertaste and a hint of vanilla. Guaranteed to help you get your leg over!"

'I like my women like I like my grapes: fat, juicy & in a bunch.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Bear Costume

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

I only have eyes for you

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Who Will blink First Hugs.

Happy Valentine's Day.

Klimt Kiss Phones

'I love it when you spoon me.'

Love is in the air...

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Funnel of Love

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Love

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Funnel of Love

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

Champagne Bubble

Dialogue about the relationship.

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

The Tunnel Of Love

You're my Venus

Words of Love

'Choose, Fenster

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Zora Neale Hurston

Love Birds love snuggles

A young couple in love.

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Mating rituals