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"Or we could just order something in."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"I come here for the pepper."

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Full English Breakfast.

'Who gets the decaf?'

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"Regular service or affected?"

this bordeaux speaks for itself

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"Quick swig first?"