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Colin's sixth sense tells him that his date isn't going so well.

'It's Labor Day. Mom expects you to take us out to dinner.'

"You see why I hate talking about politics during meals?"

Mom prepares a family dinner

Cuckoo Clock - Cat waiting for it's dinner!

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

'George, stop behaving like a baby and eat your dinner!'

Five o'clock - dinner interrupted by football.

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

Dinner party

'For dinner. . .? Something spicy but not too spicy - with noodles and cheddar. . . this is good too.'

"The Ice Age wasn't all bad. Look what it did for the frozen food business."

"Just as I thought. Beans on toast, so I dressed for dinner."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

Life is for the birds.

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

'A cheeky red?'

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"You do like octopus?"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Romantic Violinist.

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

Benihana style of cooking.