Dinner Enthusiast Gifts

Colin's sixth sense tells him that his date isn't going so well.

'It's Labor Day. Mom expects you to take us out to dinner.'

"You see why I hate talking about politics during meals?"

Mom prepares a family dinner

Cuckoo Clock - Cat waiting for it's dinner!

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

'George, stop behaving like a baby and eat your dinner!'

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

Five o'clock - dinner interrupted by football.

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

Dinner party

'For dinner. . .? Something spicy but not too spicy - with noodles and cheddar. . . this is good too.'

"The Ice Age wasn't all bad. Look what it did for the frozen food business."

"Just as I thought. Beans on toast, so I dressed for dinner."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

Life is for the birds.

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"You do like octopus?"

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'A cheeky red?'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Romantic Violinist.

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."