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'Sometimes words just get in the way.'

"It's a good idea to tip first. That way I know what level of service you expect."

'Did you tip the waiter?'

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

"I think you've got the wrong idea about going Dutch!"

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'By pushing us halfway, we save money on gas. That way we'll have enough money to eat out.'

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

'There are no prices listed, Sir, because the prices keep going up and up.'

"Don't make me send over the bad waitress."

'I'm sorry sir, but your card was rejected...because it's ugly.'

'I'm sorry the food's rubbish...All our chefs are on TV tonight.'

Auctioneer's sign, 'Going, going, gone to lunch'.

"This place caters to workaholics."

"Always remember, there is no such thing as a free lunch, will you pick up the bill?"

'The food is great, but the service is slow.'

"Waiters have to take a special oath..."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"Waiter, there's no fly in my soup!"

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

'I'm sorry, sir, well done isn't an option - we close in twenty minutes.'

"Lots of choice, isn't there!"

'I'll have the food scare of the day.'

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

"Can I get you any more deafening loudness?"

"I'll have the angler if you're sure he's perfectly fresh."

'Let's try something different -- like marriage.'

"I'm texting my compliments to the chef!"

"What do you mean you don't have a spot? We had reservations."

"When you're ready to order, ask for me by name. We work on commission."

'Waiter there's a bug in my salad.'

"You make me want to be a better person than you."