Romantic Evening Connoisseur T-Shirts

"Maybe we should go to my place after all!"

Bear Costume

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Love me little, love me long.'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

Romantic Tree Carving

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

Bedtime story.

"There goes our early night."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

Romantic Frogs

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

Looking tasty

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

Perfect Match

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'Wow - My kind of man.'

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Lovers in ruffled dresses

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

Barbara Cartland