Quiet Night Connoisseur T-Shirts

"There goes our early night."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"Cat got your tongue?"

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

"See what I mean? People don't know how to relax anymore."

"Isn't this more fun than spending money on dinner and a movie?"

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

Sergei Rachmaninov

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

"Maybe we should go to my place after all!"

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."

Comb over club.

"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."

Drunk And Orderly

"As weed-whackers go, it's a little quiet for my taste."

The John Cage Carollers

"Faux wood grain towel dispensers, matching toilet plunbers, herb scented urinal cakes, where's it all end, Stan?"

War And Peace?/The Catcher in the Rye?/Citizen Kane?/Jaws?

Tarzan of the overcompensators

'If I want to listen to music in otherwise total silence I'll have a night in with Geoff.'

"Nobody takes Tolstoy seriously anymore."