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The John Cage Carollers

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"There goes our early night."

Interesting encounters in history.

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Abundance of Caution

'Modem Times,'

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

'Say when.'

Pola Negri

Charlie Chaplin

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."

"Look, can we just cut the sh*t today?"

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

Every Night is Over 60's Night

Gloria Swanson caricature

'To think what I loved about you was your old-fashionedness.'

'He's the strong silent type.'

"That's fine. I've learned to enjoy TV with no sound when we're at odds."

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

"Lieutenant! I said get me a chaplain!"

Silent Night.

"Club Applebee's - Late Night"

"I keep telling you, it's running on the nights and weekends schedule!"