Quiet Night Lover T-Shirts

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Yoga.

Pyjama party

"Showoff"

She required plenty of personal space.

"It is my place!"

James decided to stay in that night.

"There goes our early night."

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Muzak's Top 10

Confucius say: shut up.

"So, you're staying in then?"

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

Meditation Center

Computer with moon screensaver

"I cherish my creamer stirring as a precious moment for quiet reflection."

'Wow! I feel so good this morning, I think I'll call in sick!'

"Shouldn't he be lying at the foot of the bed?"

'That's old Goopta - he decided to quit at the top of his game.'

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

"My husband took the kids to Disneyland for the weekend, so the 'happiest place on earth' is actually right here."

The John Cage Carollers

"Oh, thank God!"

"We must move Pipps to a windowless cubicle. As a succulent, he does poorly in direct sunlight."

Back in 20 mins

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

Make America Quiet

'Hey! -- This is supposed to be a spiritual retreat!'

Silent Night.

Do you mind if we just stay in tonight?