Quiet Night Lover T-Shirts

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Yoga.

Pyjama party

"Showoff"

She required plenty of personal space.

"It is my place!"

James decided to stay in that night.

"There goes our early night."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

Muzak's Top 10

Confucius say: shut up.

"So, you're staying in then?"

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

Meditation Center

Computer with moon screensaver

'Wow! I feel so good this morning, I think I'll call in sick!'

"I cherish my creamer stirring as a precious moment for quiet reflection."

"Shouldn't he be lying at the foot of the bed?"

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

'That's old Goopta - he decided to quit at the top of his game.'

The John Cage Carollers

"Oh, thank God!"

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

Make America Quiet

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"We must move Pipps to a windowless cubicle. As a succulent, he does poorly in direct sunlight."

'Hey! -- This is supposed to be a spiritual retreat!'

Silent Night.

Stimulus Hunger: 'Every now and then, Roger likes to cut himself off from all stimulus.'

'Not more 'me time'?'