Quiet Moment Lover T-Shirts

"I cherish my creamer stirring as a precious moment for quiet reflection."

Hush puppy.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

She required plenty of personal space.

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

James decided to stay in that night.

All we have in life is this moment...

Cyber Dream

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

The best relationships are silent.

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

Confucius say: shut up.

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

'Huge waves, loose shorts and a body like a gourd. I was never going to make it through summer without a serious privacy breach.'

Computer with moon screensaver

'I had a wonderful evening, Oswald but this wasn't it,I'm afraid!'

Happy Pregnancy

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."

"My husband took the kids to Disneyland for the weekend, so the 'happiest place on earth' is actually right here."

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

"We must move Pipps to a windowless cubicle. As a succulent, he does poorly in direct sunlight."

"I love our comfortable silences."

"I forgot to charge him."

'One baby, one placenta, one umbilical cord...stock-taking never takes long in here.'

Mother Love

Mute. It is sort of like saying "shut up," but no

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

'Not more 'me time'?'

"Do you call this a party! I've been to livelier funerals!"

Stimulus Hunger: 'Every now and then, Roger likes to cut himself off from all stimulus.'

'I think I need some me time.'