Quiet Moments Lover T-Shirts

"How do I like it cut? In silence!"

Hush puppy.

Tiny Visions

She required plenty of personal space.

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

James decided to stay in that night.

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

The best relationships are silent.

Confucius say: shut up.

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

Child with picture of rocket

"I cherish my creamer stirring as a precious moment for quiet reflection."

Happy Pregnancy

Computer with moon screensaver

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."

"My husband took the kids to Disneyland for the weekend, so the 'happiest place on earth' is actually right here."

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

'One baby, one placenta, one umbilical cord...stock-taking never takes long in here.'

"I love our comfortable silences."

Tunnel of One @#$% Moment to Yourself.

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

Mother Love

Stimulus Hunger: 'Every now and then, Roger likes to cut himself off from all stimulus.'

'Not more 'me time'?'

Mute. It is sort of like saying "shut up," but no

'Will this take long? I'm late for a very important date.'

Woman Dancing.

'I think I need some me time.'

Click! Mom! I need you! Right on time.

"Come get in bed, Harold, and let's read the perfume ads."

'For Mervyn, Mornings Were A Time Of Quiet Introspection'

'An extra hour's peace! He's been kept in detention!'

"I'm not really a lone-wolf kiddo, it's just that from time to time, I need a bit of time to myself..."