Peace And Quiet Lover T-Shirts

"I'm not really a lone-wolf kiddo, it's just that from time to time, I need a bit of time to myself..."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Yoga.

"Showoff"

She required plenty of personal space.

"It is my place!"

James decided to stay in that night.

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Muzak's Top 10

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Confucius say: shut up.

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

Meditation Center

"I cherish my creamer stirring as a precious moment for quiet reflection."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

Computer with moon screensaver

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

Old man in pub threatening the live band with CS gas

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

'That's old Goopta - he decided to quit at the top of his game.'

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."

There once was a person who planted a seed

A retired man relaxing by fishing.

"Oh, thank God!"

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: ...Because it's quiet and doesn't eat much.

'He doesn't have a fever. I just needed some quiet.'