Quietness Lover T-Shirts

Confucius say: shut up.

Hush puppy.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Yoga.

"Showoff"

She required plenty of personal space.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"It is my place!"

James decided to stay in that night.

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

Muzak's Top 10

Relax.

"Cat got your tongue?"

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

Weathervanes.

Life is change

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

Meditation Center

"The concept is simple. People call in with questions on existece and reality , and you respond with total silence."

"It's a recurring nightmare: here I am, readying myself for a mighty roar and this librarian is staring at me..."

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"Please hold my calls."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

Computer with moon screensaver

"Finally, the meaning of life has come to me."

"I cherish my creamer stirring as a precious moment for quiet reflection."

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

'That's old Goopta - he decided to quit at the top of his game.'

Free Little Library

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."