Quietness Lover Mugs

Confucius say: shut up.

Hush puppy.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Yoga.

"Showoff"

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

She required plenty of personal space.

"It is my place!"

James decided to stay in that night.

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

Muzak's Top 10

Relax.

"Cat got your tongue?"

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

Weathervanes.

Life is change

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

Meditation Center

"The concept is simple. People call in with questions on existece and reality , and you respond with total silence."

"It's a recurring nightmare: here I am, readying myself for a mighty roar and this librarian is staring at me..."

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

Computer with moon screensaver

"I cherish my creamer stirring as a precious moment for quiet reflection."

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"Finally, the meaning of life has come to me."

"Please hold my calls."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

We never go out anymore.

"My husband took the kids to Disneyland for the weekend, so the 'happiest place on earth' is actually right here."

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.

Free Little Library

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

'That's old Goopta - he decided to quit at the top of his game.'

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)