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James decided to stay in that night.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Club Antisocial

She required plenty of personal space.

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

Confucius say: shut up.

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

"It's a recurring nightmare: here I am, readying myself for a mighty roar and this librarian is staring at me..."

Computer with moon screensaver

Pray it Don't Spry it.

"I cherish my creamer stirring as a precious moment for quiet reflection."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

There once was a person who planted a seed

"We must move Pipps to a windowless cubicle. As a succulent, he does poorly in direct sunlight."

'Oh yeah! First to reach enlightenment... Right here! Eat my dust, bitches!'

'Not more 'me time'?'

"Talk about your small world - they're the couple that asked us about a nice quiet place for a picnic!"

Stimulus Hunger: 'Every now and then, Roger likes to cut himself off from all stimulus.'

'I think I need some me time.'

"I know it's not as exciting as bungee jumping, but this might be the time to take up meditating as a past-time."

'And this is John's little corner.'

"How do I like it cut? In silence!"

"I can let you in, but really it's just a place I rented to be alone and maybe write a little."

'For Mervyn, Mornings Were A Time Of Quiet Introspection'

"Harold, you can come out from behind the sofa now - the grandchildren have gone."

Noise Pollution

'An extra hour's peace! He's been kept in detention!'