Quiet Sanctuary Lover Gifts

James decided to stay in that night.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Club Antisocial

She required plenty of personal space.

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

Confucius say: shut up.

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

"I cherish my creamer stirring as a precious moment for quiet reflection."

Computer with moon screensaver

Pray it Don't Spry it.

"It's a recurring nightmare: here I am, readying myself for a mighty roar and this librarian is staring at me..."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

"My husband took the kids to Disneyland for the weekend, so the 'happiest place on earth' is actually right here."

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

There once was a person who planted a seed

"We must move Pipps to a windowless cubicle. As a succulent, he does poorly in direct sunlight."

The Burtleys like to have beaches all to themselves.

'Oh yeah! First to reach enlightenment... Right here! Eat my dust, bitches!'

Stimulus Hunger: 'Every now and then, Roger likes to cut himself off from all stimulus.'

"Talk about your small world - they're the couple that asked us about a nice quiet place for a picnic!"

Mute. It is sort of like saying "shut up," but no

'Not more 'me time'?'

'I think I need some me time.'

"I can let you in, but really it's just a place I rented to be alone and maybe write a little."

'And this is John's little corner.'

Click! Mom! I need you! Right on time.

"How do I like it cut? In silence!"

"I know it's not as exciting as bungee jumping, but this might be the time to take up meditating as a past-time."

'For Mervyn, Mornings Were A Time Of Quiet Introspection'

"Harold, you can come out from behind the sofa now - the grandchildren have gone."

Noise Pollution