Sanctuary Lover Gifts

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

James decided to stay in that night.

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Prison Romance.

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

Sandy Floss

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

Relax.

"Holy Mackerel!"

Summer Sledding

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

"Same old crowd."

Rudolph wasn't the only one who used to like to play Reindeer Games.

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

Stonehenge Ticket Office

Weathervanes.

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

"This is the life -- I'm never travelling Economy again!"

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

Life is change