Sea Shanty Lover Gifts

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The Dubloon Stops Here

Lazy Octopus

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'I blame global warming!'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Shellfie

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

A Preschool of Fish

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Fishing boat.

Pirate

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'