Sea Shanty Singers Gifts

"For what it's worth, 'Yo-ho-ho and chilled Pinot Grigio' actually rhymes."

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

Drunken singers in a public house

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

Punch&Judy/Counselling

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

Blue Whale

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

Shakespeare at the beach ...

"He spent the last half hour trying to piratesplain sea shanties to me."

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

The ocean is no place for a star.

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

Capitalists Courageous

'If you hold this shell to your ear you can hear the ARRRGH!'

Whale Music

"Daddy, the wave ate my sand castle!"

Punch has a smoking break.

'I'd like to teach the world to sting.'

'I REALLY disapprove of our mandatory retirement plan! '

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

“Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs.”

With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!

Sure, she could talk the talk, but couldn't walk the walk, shock the jock, lock the dock or even hawk a little sunblock.

“How was the beach?”

'He's murder on the high C's.'