Sea Singer Gifts

The ocean is no place for a star.

Blue Whale

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The one that got away

Fishing with God

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'It was this big. I swear'

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"He's a keeper!"

Drunken singers in a public house

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I win!'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"Do you think there's life out there?"

"I thought it was deeper here."

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

'Believe me, it's overrated up here.'

"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."

"Thank you, Sir."