Sea Life Singer Gifts

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Lazy Octopus

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"The unlucky lemming"

Turtle Hat

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"I don't do windows."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'